Announcing... The revolutionary new course that makes it magically fun to learn ASL!
Secretly wishing your kids will stay outta your hair for at least 30 minutes a day this summer?
Worried your kids' brains will become mush over the summer and their teachers will #sMH at you?
Desperate to avoid scouring Pinterest, cramming things into your cart to find 5 things for your kids to do, only for them to complete it all in one day and whine, "I'm bored!" ??
YES YES YES!!
I know you want to believe this, I did too. This is how a typical June goes when the brilliant idea to do something productive with my summer strikes:
Get terribly (manically) excited & start planning #allthethings for my kids to do.
Pinterest search the stink out of that stuff.
Bang head against the wall because Pinterest barfed all the things at me and now I can’t decide which to do. My board is filled with 500 pins!
Print all the printables I can find until my fingers are bleeding and I’ve taken out a small load for printer ink.
Tie a train of 5 shopping carts together filled with an infinite amount of popsicle sticks, glue, glitter, paint, t-shirts, and double of everything on The List.
Create a cute, color coordinated schedule for every. single. day. for the entire summer.
Bang head against the wall because day 1 you realize you’re missing a small but vital craft item. Throw a tantrum because the kids have eaten half the treats, cut holes in the cute paper, and spilled glue over all the popsicle sticks.
Call the local mental health clinic looking for a free spot in the padded room.
Pull out all the DVDs, hand the kids the remote, and lock yourself in said padded room.
Pretend you’re still sticking to your perfect schedule when any other mom asks you what you’re up to this summer. #ALLTHETHINGS Debbie, all the things!
EVERY. STINKING. SUMMER.
Follow the simple, step-by-step instructions for each day, and your kids will be able to watch, learn, practice, and SIGN while you eat ice cream in the bathroom!
You get everything:
How to construct authentic, accurate sentences so that you can sign with ease & the RIGHT way right away!
Experience signed stories & songs so that you can expand your understanding of sign language, enjoy the unique experience, and learn them to share with friends and family.
The complete Camper’s Notebook that enables you to quickly and easily understand the Deaf culture, its people, its language. The Camper’s Notebook holds everything you need to complete the activities and videos each day at camp.
How to quickly and easily create unique ASL themed crafts and treats so that add a little sparkle to your summer. Better than Edward sparkle. (and totally optional for anti-crafting campers)
Earn badges so that your kids can see their progress, stay motivated, feel proud of their efforts, and show off (just a little bit) how cool we know they are.
Everything you need, plus the beautiful, wide, white farmhouse kitchen sink with spiral faucet.
Mom (read: forced to hide for some alone time)
Dreamer (read: hit with a million ideas & stuff my days trying to do them)
Hustler (read: do whatever it takes, but don’t want to waste my time)
Chill (read: prefer to take naps & read, so let’s not make daily life too complicated)
I am also someone who knows how to get the absolute best results in the shortest possible time using scientifically proven methods.
I went from zero to conversational in 2 years… all because i knew how to strategically learn, implement, & practice because I use proven systems and methods. (ain’t nobody got time for trial and error).
I maintained my skills and increased them steadily with these same methods. Because who wants to bust their butt and then years later realize you’ve either forgotten everything but your name or you’re stuck in the same place? Not I.
Ticket to deliriously plug into the brain of someone who understands ASL & willing to share and be silly with your children. >> YES
Ticket to satisfy your children's need for structure, substance, and something to do without the stress. >> YES!
Ticket to feel the thrill of growing minds, taking full credit with zero effort! >> YES PLEASE!
Never worry about summer again.
Every step of the process is broken down and made fun. It teaches ASL for complete understanding and retention.
I don’t give your children a bunch of vocabulary and then say “bye.” Instead, I give them fun ways to learn, practice, use, and review their new signs.